He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

Nice effort by ESPN, but they got completely one-upped by NBC Sports today.

"So," ESPN Prez John Skipper Says, "We Eliminated a Bunch of Cartographers"

Are we referring to the city, or some child that was recently born to Park Slope parents?

Upon hearing that Tulsa is chasing the 2024 bid, IOC officials immediately positioned EMTs at the 10 meter mark.

What a remarkable coincidence. The SEC uses the exact same charts to pay by grade level.

They may allow denim, but it'll be a cold day in hell before they accept any Levis.

wanna see Roger Goodell's Spiro Agnew impression?

Katie—no other tweets/text in both Firefox and Chrome.

[sees movie in 1986]

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

So you snicker to each other and get the fuck over it.

I'm sure College Station isn't the only place in Texas where tickets are given for being shaded too dark.

Manziel: "Don't you know who I am?"

"I'm not blaming the girl, but why she didn't crush her attackers' skulls between her thighs, tear out their intestines through their stomachs, and break their spinal cords in half with a right hook is, quite frankly, beyond me."

His 26 years in Bristol were spent in service of information, dedicated to the idea of sports as discrete packets of unprocessed data, to be sorted and stored and perhaps later retrieved

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I have no ice cream, yet after reading this I have an ice cream headache. Odd.

While you're at it, Lindy, explain to me why exactly we need feminism, from the beginning, citing sources. I'm just trying to learn and be open, and if you can't do that, you obviously just want to hate men.

lindy west, prove to me that capital letters exist, for free, without swearing. otherwise you are not interested in an open discussion.