Mike Ditka is interested only in 80 degree weather, golf courses, nice restaurants, and doing as little work as he can get away with.

It's distressing how many people I know and whose opinions I value said yesterday that snow football sucks.

and below sea level.

which is directed by I Heart Huckabees writer

From the angry glares he got, you'd have thought Mohr would have made a joke about Danica screwing around on her husband with the guy next to her.

First off, that dude is a cancer survivor.

Being happy at the accomplishments of others is easily accomplished without mistaking them for your own.

Did you play on the field?

The women arrived at Fort Hood about a month ago, and almost immediately went into the field for a training exercise that lasted about a week and a half. They said they were happy to get a quick immersion into the unit, and learn new aspects of their job. But Degraff said she was also surprised at how friendly…

7 TDs out of 12 attempts has to be worth some kind of special mention for LdT. That's a ridiculous success rate.

Republican compares thing that Republicans hate and oppose to a thing that Republicans liked and supported?

I couldn't tell you a thing about what happens in The Man Who Wasn't There,

Maybe the horror of seeing himself portrayed by wife-beating scumbag Terrence Howard was the final injustice.

What's that word for when someone says something you agree with (the NFL's breast cancer initiative is a sham marketing ploy) but does it in such a repellent manner that you want to tell them to get off of your fucking side?

It seems more like a movie about technologically-driven disconnectedness in today's society, but sure, ram it through whatever polarizing filter you feel you need to I guess

At least they spelled it with the -er.

Can't wait for the Mipster hate to come from the Taqwacore crowd, who (let's face it) have far better music.

You know what's a really good high-tech security measure?

Neuter truckers like the Europeans did. 100 kph (61 mph) speed governors, GPS tattletales, strict right-lane-only laws. Problem gone.

So you admit to starting a religious discussion at the dinner table at Thanksgiving. Not even your family's Thanksgiving, but a guest's Thanksgiving.