lol that was you?

The New York Post got its mitts on Mark Ribowsky's The Last Cowboy: A Life Of Tom Landry, which is being published Monday by Liveright.

Yeah, I mean, it's only his wife. How the fuck would she know what team the guy rooted for?

The NY/LA axis of talent, probably. Most of them knew a guy that might have been from Minnesota, or Michigan, or one of those flyover states that start with M.

Shit, gif of that flag slowly flopping in front of Terrance Newman's face?

lol at someone in the Deadspin comments section throwing internet pecking order around

Cincinnati fan has a pretty amazing premonition of the game's ending:

No "how to remove toilet paper" post? Surprise.

It's not vindictive in the least. Some people deserve to have their best wishes come true, the good way or the bad way.

Ok, John. Let's see that logic on its face.

yeah no you're right, fire away

Yeah. Great writer, I snap up anything I see with his byline.

Ellis Johnson's S&C coach was a real estate agent who hadn't coached football since 1992.

It would have made him a better one, obviously

When questioned about it, Patrick Roy said he couldn't hear because he had two Stanley Cup rings in his ears.

Or you know, you could be a good dad and keep that little fucking tidbit to yourself, so maybe your adult daughter doesn't now have the thought constantly in her head (and the entire world aware) that I was just a bad set of teeth away from being a blowjob.

1. History of homophobia

He went in to pick up his check, came home, supervisor called him about four o'clock, told him he got him on tape stealing boxes.

Seems like hers will be the only house having more adults egging it than kids.

Every single item on that list seems like what was the seed of a good idea (and what most people in adult relationships already have) magnified through decades of resentment and bounced checks to PUA seminars to a ridiculous whiny magnitude..