Do ruptured implants have possible severe health consequences, beyond local scarring and damage? If yes, it'd be a prudent step (although a hypocritical one, because as pointed out they're not that concerned about head trauma) to take. If no, welp

As the stupidity quotient of Fox and Friends goes up, so too the hilarity potential of the SNL parody does.

Tony Fucking Dungy is now part of this crowd.

It's been in use at CBS Sports Network for a while now.

Silverman willingly stepped into that brand of comedy. She's said much meaner things about other people than age cracks. The other comics might have gotten past her defenses this time, but fuck her- I don't feel a damn bit sorry for her. You participate in insult comedy, you cash the check to show up at one of…

Nobody is covering how some of the text messages show that Boyd's girlfriend was aware of the coverup and asked about its progress. She should be up on charges too.

Trolling Manziel is so worth a week of hearing Saban scream at you from ankle-level.

It has now been 629 calendar days since the last time Southern Miss won a game.

Ms. Schleier has the right idea. Why waste taxpayer money to remove something that could never be enforced anyway?

Annnnnd Jezebel inches ever closer to actually embodying the right-wing fever-dream vision of what a feminist website is. I fully expect an "this awful father wouldn't let his daughter wear her Victoria's Secret teddy to school, because slutshaming" article within the next three years.

I knew Ellis Johnson sucked, but the remnants of his gravitational pull is still apparently strong enough to reach Little Rock

Well to be fair, Jagr had a nice mid-career break where he took it easy in Washington.

I always thought Chelly was one of those genetic freaks that partied hardy and could play for decades.

Reminder that NASCAR (the sanctioning body) are the ones against things like publicly published rulebooks, painted lines defining the restart box, and have been officiating by the seat of their pants for decades. That shit may have flown when Bill France Sr.'s draft-dodging ass was hustling shitkickers in the 60s…

Oh fuck off.

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Tell me you wouldn't do horrible things to see Hagar take the field for a SWAC team live in person.

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The problem with Kerry Rhodes and Jason Collins being the ground-breakers in their sport is that it's far easier to marginalize a journeyman player without the motivation being obvious. If someone like (the in real life somewhat bigoted, but just for an example here) Adrian Peterson came out as gay, you'd hear far…