How the fuck did this article not mention George Marshall once?

Wow, the Jezebel commentariat sure are a strong-willed, steely-eyed bunch today aren't they?

I'm pretty sure she dies. Just an educated guess.

In reality? It's what she has to pony up if she ever wants to think about getting access back. They're not going to sic a collection agency on her.

Give the judge this much: unlike virtually every other hidebound old victim-blamer we see in the news, he seemed to be surprised and chastened by the public shaming.

Richard Deitsch Jr. has already subtweeted little Harper Rovell seven times calling him out on his behavior.

So now Joe Paterno's long list of accomplishments can now include "did (probably) not break the law". Grand.

Robin Thicke is an oily scumbag, why I never

I'm genuinely curious about how their business model breaks down.

So a hard biological limit (women's increased susceptibility to radiation-induced cancer) presented by an unavoidable hazard (space is a radioactive danger) leaves a government agency with a hard choice. Either scale the risk equally by gender, or accept the increased hazard to female astronauts and disregard it as a…

Don't apologize. It's almost a badge of honor if you still call it the Busch Series too

If it was "12 Worst Draft Picks Of All-Time", which took 17 different page clicks to view and is basically a copy-pasted Wikipedia article, yeah.

Good idea for follow-up article- highest draft picks that never made it to the Week 1 roster.

It takes the Beltway liberal position on issues much of the time. That doesn't mean it's a very good or very liberal paper. The quality varies from mediocre with flashes of excellence in the news department, to a disgusting melange of awful from the columnists and editorial page.

That's actually seven teams, Deadspin.

If you're wondering what Anna Breslaw thinks is so hilarious about Hitler, it all goes back to when she watched Breaking Bad:

There is no possible way that "starter" anything is used without a demeaning connotation. "First girlfriend" is an even-toned, neutral descriptor. "Starter girlfriend" instantly implies that she's only good enough to get you going until you find someone better.

Well she's the daughter of noted scumbag junkie domestic abuser Eric Roberts, so I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD OKAY, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU

Yeah, you're right, no need for a race to the bottom. "Don't sleep with someone you think would pull this" is probably the best advice to give here.

Also, I can't wait (I can wait forever) for all the MRAs who are about to be all, "Men, get your own SEALED pregnancy test and WATCH her pee on it, you can NEVER be too careful." Ugh.