Tell you what- you stand there and take a full speed sliding tackle from a 16 year old soccer player and then call him a child.

and makes sure they can fully participate in all school activities, sports teams, programs, and facilities that match their gender identity.

Hello conservative feminists.

So now there's three generations of Bieber we know of with serious boundary issues.

Strangely, she's a fan

Saying that there is a difference between names and titles and society must learn the difference, Judge Lu Ann Ballew then banged her gavel again and renamed Judge Reinhold, King Clancy, Marshall McLuhan and Bishop the Android.

It's hard to lose the second biggest love of your life. Thankfully, she still has herself.

Whoever asks, pays. Simple, gender neutral, works for the first few dates until you two figure out a system.

The fact that there's any debate over this (or that such a policy is even news) shows how fucked up the priorities and values of academia are.

If the Dallas metro area would like to stop exporting shitty race-baiting columnists any fucking day now, the civilized parts of the United States would be grateful.

The giant fucking LOVELACE banner ad right above this story is pretty fucking classless, Jezebel.

lol how long before Emeritus' "every movie is not very good" schtick starts getting actively called out?

He has plenty of patience for America's. Zero effort to overturn DADT (until the work was done for him), DOMA, his "evolving" position on gay marriage...

Marisa Tomei hadn't been an A-list actress for many years by that point.

The worst part isn't even what he did as a kid. Many ex-skinheads (and ex-cons) spend their lives trying to atone for the lives they've ruined, including attempts to make it up to their victims.

Bieber has about 30 black schoolkids to throw rocks at and one Vietnamese man to blind before he is as bad as Marky Mark was at the same age. So, uh...shut the fuck up?

A-list actors and actresses don't show the meat. With the very rare exception such as Demi Moore in Striptease.

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Well the origin is stupid but as a general heraldry-based nickname, it's pretty cool

If we're gonna go down this road, let's talk about overtime paid to Texas state police to confiscate tampons.