Considering Marcus' only source of income is probably his brother at this point, it means the Eagles are actually in a way paying to put out a hit on their own #2 WR.

While hilarious, it just means that the revolving network of ex-coaches/executives waiting it out in TV until their next job will be even more Gruden-esque, ie terrified of doing their TV job and criticizing people.

Seeing as it's Philly he plays for, you'd think he could just defend it under fan outreach.

hey, remember that recent President whose personal charm and charisma blinded those generally predisposed to voting for him from the man's terrible policies and gigantic flaws?

I'm less concerned by Abramson's need to cry after reading a vicious article that basically dismantled her professionally, than I am by Dylan Byers' seeming need to run a victory lap afterwards.

CNBC giving coverage to amoral felons who swindle the general public?

Re: Mobile, AL

Your saintly stance would carry a little more weight if your first response wasn't basically a big fat stinky piece of trollbait

No, I'm sure 120 years ago when we had our first black government official in a roughly equal position of power, people here in America were just as vicious and racist.

By the time PTA's next movie comes out she'll be a grandmother. He's great, but not exactly prolific.

Better yet, instead of surreptitiously snapping pictures of him, why not go up to him and say hello and ask for a picture and hey, maybe this is silly, not send it to every gutter-trawling sports blog around

Oh, I dunno, maybe about the time their basic cable viewing habits make them hate Holocaust survivors, I think I'd do some parenting then.

Alternate headline for the article could be "Some Spoken Jokes Don't Translate Very Well To The Page, Especially If They Weren't That Funny To Start With"

I love "who are you to judge" responses. It's such a complete substance-less argument to make.

Kudos for the "spoiler sentence followed by spoiler warning" lead.

I used the phrases "overly picky", "superficial" and "trivial". The fact that it was enough to set you flying off the handle is pretty revealing.

I used the phrases "overly picky", "superficial", and "trivial", which encompasses shit like "must have perfect teeth" or "must be over 6' tall".

He's from Georgia. It's probably half-affected, half slips in there.

Overly picky daters usually get what they deserve, which is occasional fulfillment followed by disappointment followed by long bouts of frustration.

Yes. Thankfully, this was such a hit they might consider a Nationwide date somewhere on dirt. Cup's schedule is so packed, it's pretty much never going to happen.