Hagetaka
Hagetaka
Hagetaka

I used the phrases "overly picky", "superficial", and "trivial", which encompasses shit like "must have perfect teeth" or "must be over 6' tall".

He's from Georgia. It's probably half-affected, half slips in there.

Overly picky daters usually get what they deserve, which is occasional fulfillment followed by disappointment followed by long bouts of frustration.

Yes. Thankfully, this was such a hit they might consider a Nationwide date somewhere on dirt. Cup's schedule is so packed, it's pretty much never going to happen.

Eh, I'll spare you some disappointment. If this is your speed, search for your local dirt track.

Yep, can't be entirely the husband's damage, we gotta look and investigate for the wife's too. PROBABLY NOT PUTTING OUT AMIRITE FELLAS HYUCK HYUCK

When Gohmert's days in Congress are done, I want him and Jonah Goldberg to have their own talk show on Glenn Beck's channel. If anything can pierce the veil of space-time and make faster than light travel possible, it could easily be that much concentrated gooberstupid in one place.

hahahaha fucking WOW

Holy shit.

While I and others have noticed Grierson's hankering for black and white Serbian films about hermaphrodites coming of age with Nazi grandparents (or his allergy to any film that cost seven figures to make), this review is pretty much dead-on. The whole movie is paint by numbers.

Yeah, this seems like the best possible idea for the first Green Lantern movie. With some 40s/50s action star doing Hal Jordan as the 2nd best possible idea.

Who the fuck is Kibwe Chase-Marshall?

Ah, I didn't notice the "how dare he" articles were only using the first part of the quote (and thus you). My apologies.

Pretty dishonest quote-snipping here, Newell. For you to say:

A TV reporter whose personal website sells her experience covering the royal family? Yeah, I'd be shocked if her opinions weren't horrible.

His nickname is "The Cooch".

She's at the long end of her fame and she married a billionaire. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess she doesn't have that kind of pull in her marriage.

Libertarian fiction- for those times when you want to use two words to describe something, even though one seems adequate

Can we make this a regular feature (exposing abusive coaches)? Call it the Renee Portland Magical PICK UP THAT FUCKING BALL YOU DYKES MAKE SICK Tour.