Already offered by 11 of 14 SEC schools.

I know kids' toys nowadays are out of whack price-wise, but holy shit- 25 bucks for one of those little nightmares?

I hate that Dan Jenkins is pretty much forgotten nowadays. Semi Tough, Dead Solid Perfect, Life Itsownself, he had some pretty good books.

The Union-Tribune's new and awful CEO is the father of longtime white Tampa Bay safety John Lynch. He made his money in AM radio. He is worse than the previous U-T ownership.

At least he had the decency to add an extra t to his stage name before he aped a better, more successful person

You know, for all the dumb racist horseshit that Israeli bulldozer fetishist and overall negative for humanity David Horowitz has spewed, I actually hate him more for ruining the good name of consumer advocate and Fight Back! host David Horowitz, who is a net force for good and an all around awesome dude.

I actually think I would prefer to risk dying in a hole in the ground than to have to re-experience the absolute torture it was to have my body torn in half so somebody could pull a human being out of it.

The terrifyingly intelligent and beautiful

In the video/very unsubtle ad for the restaurant Serendipity 3 that accompanies the story, Vergara shows off her new Hermès Kelly bag and eats a $1,000 gold-leaf covered ice-cream sundae. The sundae they mocked on 30 Rock. A record-breaking 47.8 million Americans are currently on food stamps.

He gets out in five years.

Check it out (but do not read the comments under any circumstances).

Yeah that looks about the skill level for his age group.

Any non-Tyler Perry movie that employs the small cadre of black actors in Hollywood is a-ok with me.

This comment might be the most hyphenated bit of nonsense since the last mass wedding at Kennebunkport

She's the third worst person on the panel. Google "Barbara Walters Assad" and "Whoopi Goldberg rape".

Rule #1 when it comes to holes: Stop digging.

Seriously smiling at all the Tina love in the comments.

Yeah, as soon as you saw Luntz involved you knew this kind of shit was going to ooze out.

This is so shallow of me, but I'm heartened to see that this woman looks exactly like the awful stereotype she is.