How weird. You usually don't see domestic abusers actually blaming the victim for the abuse.

Don't hold your breath for a correction.

Worth noting: a young Snoop Dogg was part of a song and album titled Murder Was the Case.

Today we salute the sartorial choice of one John Patrick Daly, age 47, professional golfer, recreational smoker, University of Arkansas dropout, lapband surgery patient, puller of muscles, designer of golf courses, breaker of cameras, personal friend to Hootie and assorted Blowfish, Vegas whale, tosser of putters,…

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SHOW A PICTURE OF BAMMERS WHEN T-TOWN DIDNT EVEN MAKE THE DAMN LIST, PAWWWWWLLL

I'm shocked that the man who left the crippled wife who waited for him as a POW (for a rich beer heiress) is hostile or indifferent to the interests of women.

Why is everyone more angry that Paula Deen admitted to using the n-word (which 99 percent of Southerners have said at one time in their life, this one included) than the fact that she is being sued for treating her black employees like shit?

Yep. Megyn Kelly caring about maternity leave is Example #1-A of the conservative idea of empathy- when something happens to me (or someone in my exact position), it's an absolute tragedy and something must be done. When it doesn't resemble my situation, well, that's your fucking problem, bub.

please please please tell me her Warhol clock is at 15:01 and it doesn't just start over

Great, Jezebel. Now someone out there is going to be dipping their balls in different sauces sometime later today just to make sure.

Nope. Perpetuity.

It's always the really really choice examples of white genetic supremacy that seem to believe in white genetic supremacy

Still only the second worst sports business decision ever.

If Emeritus really wants to do his partner a solid, he can pay him back by seeing Transformers 4 and letting his partner off that weekend.

Why didn't you say "hats designed for wearing"

Worth noting that in Birmingham in 1998, the first ever fatal bombing of an abortion clinic in the US occurred.

Maybe they realized that three mediocre guns weren't enough to pull people in to watch a minor league baseball game.

It must have been a shitty day of fishing. Something that small wouldn't even get my camera out of my pocket.

Ohhhh that poor assistant that had to tell J-Lo the little people were unhappy with her.

No, people who don't read the descriptions of things before watching them then bitching about the content (as if it's the website's responsibility to protect you from either the memories of your own experiences or your aversion to reading) are dumb, whiny and entitled.