And he walked away from all of those incidents without a scratch. If that’s cursed, let me dry-hump that damn box. 

It will be great to see her onscreen again, I miss her and she’s been gone too long!

I hear you. Who the heck is Ariane Grande? Bella Hadid? Cardi B-what?

I don’t mean this in a negative way, but are you <30 y.o.?

“...I’ve seen Mark Burnett’s temper and it is insane.”

I hate having to side with Tom Arnold, but I believe you are correct. Also, I have to assume Mark Burnett knows all about Les Moonves’s antics at CBS too- Burnett is pretty much the biggest success over there, n way did he get there without a lot of Moonves time. Too bad Tom Arnold is King Douche, because he could…

Let's see one party called the cops and stayed to file a report (Arnold) the other fled the scene before the cops arrived (Burnett)- unless Mark had some outstanding warrants I know who I believe and it's not the dude who went home to get touched by an angel. 

She and her husband aided and abetted Trump’s rise to the presidency. They’re fuckwits and should never be referred to as America’s sweetheart.

I 100% believe Tom Arnold because I’ve seen Mark Burnett’s temper and it is insane. The guy is completely fucking nuts. And Roma, while I don’t think she’s “psycho”, behaves like a brainwashed, meek, subservient Christian bible wife. I would not be surprised if it came out that he was abusive to her. 

If Roma Downey didn’t throw a punch and then yell, “You just got touched by an angel bitch!” she really missed a golden opportunity.

In related news: Water is wet.

Can we stop with the “half sister” stuff? I know in this situation there are many reasons to highlight the distinction, but I grew up with a technically “half sister” who I consider simply a sister...so I guess it just grates on my nerves. She was raised by my Dad and it’s a hurtful thing to highlight the fact that…

Too bad all that “extreme vetting” doesn’t apply to all the “best people” he’s hiring.

“Yeah, but look at all the women he DIDN’T murder.”

I did background checks for all federal secret, Top Secret, SCI jobs for years. Border Patrol and ICE candidates (that basically were just waiting for their clearance) were by far the absolute xs100 worst people I had to interview. I think domestic abuse or “personal issues” at work were prerequisites.

Oh they’ll be outraged all right. Because his last name is Ortiz. 

Man Who Volunteered To Be Jackbooted Thug Shocks World With Amorality, Violence Against The Vulnerable And Disenfranchized

I’m sure the outrage from the right will be every bit as loud as it was when an undocumented immigrant killed a woman in Iowa a month ago. After all, they wouldn’t want to be seen as a bunch of hypocrites who only get upset over women being murdered when it suits their political agenda. 

Is it just me or does “Border Patrol Officer” sound like the perfect cover job for serial killers, rapists and child molesters? Loners out in the wild attacking vulnerable, nearly untraceable people. <shiver>

“We want to reassure the citizens of Laredo that the community and your families are safe”... unless you're undocumented or a woman or a sex worker or...