Dont know.

Look on the bright side, at least now the townspeople wont lash her to a seaside cliff as an offering to be a bride for the Kraken in exchange for sparing their town from total destruction for another year.

Oh please, Omarosa, you’d go back and work for that dumbass in a heartbeat if he asked you to.

This can’t be true. Everyone knows Trump is a mentally stable genius. Also, if Omarosa hadn’t got fired, she would still be kissing his ass. She could have kept this shitty book.

I really want a pic of that half million dollar landscaping. If Paulie Walnut’s atrocious taste in clothes is any indication his yard must be epicly tacky.

A lot of those women became millionaires and even billionaires selling young girls a body image that was no more real than anime. There is value in pointing out how much of a lie the image is. And I have to ask, is the lie not misogyny? Is photoshop, hours of make up, surgery, and a team of experts to post a single…

1. She’s 15. She probably has a pretty rapid metabolic rate, you douche canoe.

2. How creepy and gross is it that this adult male author thinks it’s fine to comment on her body? Ugh.

Some sharks travel up to 4,000km/2,500 miles. Doubt your tank is that big, bro. This is like making a human live in a closet. Fuck these people.

Very interesting! I’m glad your son came out. :) I feel so badly for people who have to or feel that they have to stay in the closet. It just seems so miserable. 

But he’s so damn fun. His idea of getting ‘crazy’ and ‘lit’ is going bowling. Repeatedly. What an adventure.

So some things can be fixed?!?

I also wanted to live in a lighthouse as a kid! I honestly still do - everyone is fucking terrible, and being by myself all the time would be a goddamn dream come true - but I know too much about how medicine is delivered in this country to be willing to live anywhere that’s more than a 20-minute ambulance ride from a…

When my husband and I first got married, he wanted us to create Christmas lists for each other to take the guesswork out of shopping and ensure we got the things we really wanted. When he handed me his list and I saw Drakkar at the top, I burst out laughing because I thought he was joking. He wasn’t.

And look at this guy: he’s already well on his way to being an alcoholic and you know he stinks of booze sweat 24-7. He’s going to be one pasty bloated motherfucker by the time he’s 23.

My favorite ways that video games make failure matter is by not making failure matter. I feel like in a lot of cases, punishment for failure just feels like a holdover for when punishment for failure was to make you put more quarters. I feel like unless a game does something really interesting with failure, like the…

So he’s looking for someone special to “date.” But he’s definitely not interested in a relationship. And she’s gotta be a hot blonde. Who will send him nudes.

I can smell the Drakkar Noir through my monitor.

Man, what a punchable face.

Can you imagine being his parents? How embarrassing.