“They put bleach into my wounds through a high pressure hose.”

LOVE Joan Jett! Looking forward to this.

good god, she is a bad ass!!

I’m all for cat mayors, they can’t do a worse job than some elected officials, but what kind of village are these people running with 280 residents and 7,000 votes?

I went to law school, and I’ve heard some absolutely absurd arguments in my time, but holy crap on a cracker, this takes the cake.

The British version of Grace and Frankie looks awesome! 

As someone who loves to hike and really appreciates nature, FUCK YOU MATT! Let the hikers through your property, asshole. jfc. Somehow this isn’t shocking. He seems like such an arrogant shithead.

“We don’t know if this was racist”

I’ve read about people that are born with a disorder where they can’t feel pain. Like literally you can just run and slide on your knees on concrete, skin yourself and crack a bone and like pop up like nothing happened. If someone had this disorder and did some self harming thing regularly, they aren’t brave. They…

I know this guy is a George Bush Jr. neocon “Never Trumper” but this is a money quote:

Someone just scared the living daylights out of my mother by doing that “your loved one has been kidnapped, wire money to X” scam. She figured it out and hung up the phone, but was really shaken - she said the person sounded exactly like me. I’ve never really tapped into my full potential for murderous rage, but I…

This article explains why Trumpers still support him. The money quote is “...when intolerant white people fear democracy may benefit marginalised people, they abandon their commitment to democracy.”

They don’t care if they’re utterly screwed as long as they can look down on minorities and “libtards” while it’s happening.

Yeah. There isn’t anything that’s bringing these people back. When the inevitable economic disaster comes and Trump blames Hispanic immigrants and Muslims and the media and BLM and whomever else Putin says to blame, these people will eat it up.

“If it comes out of my paycheck, so be it,” says a Trump supporter that works at a factory that is losing profit to the steel and aluminum tariffs. WE ARE FUCKED!

Cut off a woman’s breast = R.

True fact: I wrote a paper in college about the bullshit grading system that is the MPAA ratings, and how you can kill as many people as you want, as may gory ways as you want, and get an R rating, but show one peen and get slapped with an NC-17. I think I used Bruce Willis movies for comparison- hell if I can…

Has anybody already said “WETKANDA FOREVER”? If not, then WETKANDA FOREVER.

That’s the best thing about cats; they don’t give a flying fuck about us.

does this mean she’s an asshole forever?