@zeeboid: I don't know...in some opiate-induced fever dream?

"Jesu Christo, make de ganglia twitch!"

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - - Half British/Half Colombian Volvo-driving Asshole.: Dude, calm down. And trust me, I don't require anything from you on my behalf.

I remember hand-washing my uncle's '76 Mustang Number Too. A bucket of soapy water and a hose.

Volvo goes to China.

@satalac: Magic indeed. In 1983 I drove my English prof's '78 3.3 Turbo at speed on a local country road...alarming. I suspect he's still hosing down the pilot's chair with Febreze.

@Pope John Peeps II: Another insightful bit from Peeps. I can imagine Melissa reading the original post and being hurt by it, and Jason done did good by acknowledging the error in that post when he discovered it.

@Buzz Mega: Maybe if you use multi-touch, it will start screaming?

@MrWhite1015: Alternatively, you could shit on his keys.

@Michael111: Don't worry, I'm sure you're not alone. There are plenty of hearts bleeding for the poor, pious, beleaguered Vatican.

@ninjagin: Yeah, cool technology.

"...in a chartreuse microbus."

"The horror...

Read the post and saw:

Delicate flower?

@brundlefly: What you said, baby. "The Demon From DuPont."

@sharmanova: Thanks, Blood.

@cnycompguy: Well, yes. But do you really think even transparent aluminum would hold 'er?

@FriedPeeps: Yeah, that's a whale shark...SWIMMING FOR ITS DEAR LIFE.

Too much time + too little taste = this.