Well, let’s hear the people who think that taking a photo rates a punch in the eye....

the kid is sitting at a playground, the officers roll up on top of him, and he has the tragic failure of judgement to move in Literally Any Way.

watch the video.
it’s what they do.

then they wrote a report that was, top-to-bottom, lies about what they did.

Do your lawyerly thing and vigorously defend your vicious serial rapist of a client; just please don’t accept any beverages from him, okay?

We do not live in a society in which a black basketball player can get killer cops sent to jail by taking a break from playing. Any gesture James made, then, would be empty performance, flattering Black Lives Matter activists for their ability to manipulate one of the most famous people in the world rather than…

Do you hear music faintly?

The you-know-she-wanted-it comments are extra-absurd in this case because Constand is a lesbian.

Hey, what’s a little introduction of bacteria and electrical shorts into your privates? Perfect Baby(tm) is the only thing that matters! (Assuming it survives the inevitable bacteria and electrocution, that is ... )

So they can detect sound but does that mean disturbing their natal slumber, a product of millions of years of mammalian evolution, with their parents’ awful taste in music is good for them?

Now we have to be the best mothers to our spawn before they’re born by shoving a musical tampon in for no reason?

I would file this under just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

Well it happened in 2009 and became a cold case, until recently it was working as a foolproof plan, ludicrous as that sounds.

Russell Bertram, a former police chief from South Dakota who was charged with killing his 26-year-old fiancee, Leonila Stickney, in 2009, took out hundreds of thousands in multiple life insurance policies before she died. He also ended up marrying his fiancee’s sister.

I assume my cats would be the culprits in that, but then I figure they’d rather eat my corpse instead.

I can't help but wonder if the sister was involved or at the minimum sleeping with him before her death.

Haha, this is great Kinja!

The craziest part of this whole thing is it took a fellow black comedian’s joke to make this issue matter to the public. This is a crazy world.

He probably didn’t make it two years, that’s just how long it took him to get caught. And the only reason why we know about his “beer pong” violation is because someone at that party had the presence of mind to record him and post it on Twitter. I highly doubt that was the first party (with booze) in two years that…

They have a sheet metal business with $15million a year in sales. They also have about 20 criminal and traffic offenses between them, dating back about 20 years (neither did any jail time). The father beat it by making restitution for a theft. The mom was also charged with, amongst other things, drunk driving and…

Killed four people and put another in a wheelchair for life. It was unbelievable that he was given only probation, but he couldn’t go even two years without breaking that. This is one of those times when rich people privilege is just blinding, but I’ll bet up to a dollar that even after fleeing—even after a search…