For some reason, I’ve always found the companies with the most teeth grindingly hippie messages are the most truly awful to work for. They’ll ruthlessly do anything in their power to underpay you and violate your rights, directly in violation of their outward beliefs. The more holier-than-thou a company is (looking at…

Best? Nah. This is pretty good. The thing that elevates it is the guy to the left who just stands there with his hands in his pockets.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Hoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu, brother.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

I can also see potential divorce-reversal being used as some sort of weird “you better not leave me or else!” abuse tactic.

I would say the much higher likelihood is that by virtue of being a lawyer, she may think her and her husband should be able to do/have whatever the fuck they want. Full disclosure: I’m a lawyer, and most of them are A-type assholes who think at least to some degree that they should be able to whatever the fuck they…

This may not be romantic, but it does make sense to me. The judicial system is not like a religious court that can issue an annulment.

The business interests things makes more sense. I was baffled as to why they’d go to the trouble and expense of arguing something up to the state Supreme Court instead of just getting remarried.

Yeah. I did not want to do the creepy elf on the shelf at all. But then my middle child came home and made a little elf bed and wrote a letter to Santa. Her friends at school told her that was how to get an elf at your house. So we’ve had one for 3 years now. Thanks school.

Personally, I like some of the ideas I have seen on Facebook, like putting the elf facedown under Barbie’s convertible with blood (jelly) splatter all around. The kids will *love* it.

My sister: I’m thinking of getting Elf on the Shelf for the kids, what do you think?

Psssh, like a little thing like that is gonna stop it. Santa grows shelf elves from Jason Voorhees tissue samples. That thing would have been right back in position waiting for you before you even got back inside.

That thing is creepy and I can’t even bring myself to look at one, let alone touch it. Whatever your reasons, I support any elf-free homes :)

I used to hate getting undressed as a child because I was afraid that angels were watching. If elf on a shelf had been a thing back then, I probably would have burned it and buried the ashes in the woods.

Yes you sound like the worst! How did they let you out of the hospital with your baby! OMG You didn’t show them your elf on the shelf before you left? That wasn’t required? ;)

Kudos to this bookseller for refusing to stock it in her store.

The elf is part of the modern surveillance state.

Sure. And I’M the bad mom for not doing any of this crap.

I get that this elf thing has been around for this poor girl’s whole life but a trend from 2004 can go away already.