The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

We need photo or video proof of this

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Twi’lek prostitutes? Sold.

Welcome to Fhloston Paradise! 

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

Now we get to go 8-8 for about 4 years until everyone gets paid/quits/signs with another team/retires/dies and we go straight back to 4-12/6-10 range which is where we belong.

I know Jay is not on the team anymore but I love this gif too much not to post it here.

Pretty sure they just lifted the team names from Atari’s Cyberball.

HE HATE TEAMS

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

Why get a single from a bunt when you can get all of the bases for twice the cost?

So you’re saying he’s a Contact hitter

+1 Misuse of Occam’s Razor.

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.