Is Patricia really upset about the slouching or is there a subtext where he just found out the reporter asked out Olive Oyl?

And even worse, EA didn’t give him his iconic third leg.

No, she’d have been called MC Byte.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

???

scans for *female orgasm*

I like that Erica is basically just Dee from What’s Happenin’!!

Those aren't redactions; they're tiger stripes. Go Bengals!!!!

uh, Hamilton productions have to be predominantly black, it’s in Lin-Manuel’s script that way

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

He will always be Scully to me.

Your assignment now is to write a Penthouse forum letter using those word but NO sex words. Can you do it? I sure can’t.

Dear Penthouse,

Too bad you can’t sculpt mayo. It would even have an accurate skin tone.

I was gonna say a butter sculpture of Drew two-fisting sticks of butter...

Some future state fair will have a butter sculpture of Magary housing a burger....

(sound of crickets)

Maybe this will hold me over until someone decides to do a Tiny Death Star II. I think I had more floors and sub-floors than would have been possible in the Death Star itself... heh.