Why is the thumbnail of Shazam! (2019)?

Spring football could certainly work. One of the biggest hurdles is that people feel no pressing need to watch any specific game, it’s hard to create instant fan loyalty for a brand new team. Why should I watch a random game between, say, the Arizona Hotshots and Salt Lake Stallions?

It was very difficult not to just close the page when I saw the first pick. Cool Ranch Doritos are nasty. And I like ranch dressing.

No. Nope. Just use these.

...the style blog D’Marge writes... The middle bar joins it up with adjectives like: “explore”; “taste”; “kiss”; “arouse”; “devour”; and “caress”

I don’t know about you, but I have serious anxiety about getting a fleshlight through a TSA checkpoint, so she stays at home. I can jerk off into a hotel washcloth filled with moisturizer and left on the room heater for five minutes for a couple days just fine.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

Cancer is a motherfucker. Old or young, fit or fat, cancer just doesn’t seem to discriminate; It just hits us all.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I’m sorry for your loss.

I understand that completely. Lost my mom 5 years ago to peritoneal cancer after a 4 year fight. She was so done with any doc or treatment at the end, and just wanted peace. Dad went 9 months ago from liver cancer. He saw what my mom suffered through and declined any treatment. Crazy, but I don’t think he felt the…

Fuck Cancer

Cancer is full of snake oil and thin promises (the next miracle drug is right around the corner! Get in this study!).

But immunotherapy really really really is on the cusp of major advances in cancer treatment.

But a lot of those therapies may demand customized genetically-specific markers / “drugs” / etc. As in, some…

Fuck fucking cancer.

So sorry man. My wife has made it through breast cancer twice, I know I am amazingly lucky to still have her. Best wishes to you in the days going forward, from an internet stranger.

Never say lost the battle.  People who are in our lives and matter to us are never lost.  They just move on from dealing with all the bullshit this world gives us.  I’m a 5 year survivor of colon cancer that was discovered at age 29, and my wife is a 4 year survivor of uterine cancer that was discovered at age 31, and…

She fought the good fight and lived fully in the short time she was here.

How very sad but damned if she didn’t make the most of her life. 

I think her life says it better than I ever could, but still: Fuck Cancer.  

I’m surprised the U.S. players haven’t responded to the criticism by just saying the same thing louder and slower.