Putting aside the fact that yes, it is weird...

Of course, Austin now has a semi-pro (meaning there are team sponsors) Skee Ball league. A friend of a friend is on the team. Apparently to make the team you have to hit 90,000 (standard game of 9 balls with two 10k targets) for five out of 10 games. They have official practice for about 10 hours a week. He has a skee…

Skee Ball - always aim for the highest point holes up in the top corners. You’ll double or triple your score doing this alone, since the ball either goes into the high point hole or will go into another high point hole.

2 skee-ball “hacks” (cheats) from my childhood:

Eh, it’ll do in a pinch.

Never forget their sacrifice

7.99 for a Pizza Hut pizza or I could pay 7.99 for a hobo to take a shit in my mouth. Either way - new recipe or old - the end result is the same.

Thank you sir. Every now and then i need a good laugh and a good cry. You have helped with both.

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

This is why people are perpetually late to things like the theater, symphony, etc. Drives me crazy seeing the sheer number of people arriving 10 minutes into the latest touring Broadway show... And their seats are inevitably in the middle of the road too.

If you’re in the left lane, you had better be doing 80+ otherwise people are going to be pissed. 70 is a nice right lane speed here.

60 is entirely too slow to drive in Atlanta without traffic. If you’re not going 80, you’re probably going too slow.

And if you don’t know where you’re going, pull the fuck off the road and figure it out. This is not a ‘wing it and see’ kind of city. You need to know which lane you’re aiming for IN ADVANCE. Our traffic and roads are too jacked up to be patient or accommodating to people who don’t know what they’re doing.

1. Atlanta really does have great food and it is hard to go wrong. There are strong feelings though about the “best” of anything, burgers, bbq, pizza, etc. Find what fits you best.

Don’t come here. We full.

Learned to play in college with the football players in the dorm. I watched for at least an hour before anything made sense at all. I’ll always remember the first rule taught to me when someone finally offered to teach me to play, “Don’t take any of this shit personal. It’s just part of the game.”

NOPE. I've seen that before. It stopped him dead in his tracks. He took another step, and it said "this is happening now whether you like it or not". So he did the only thing he could do - he dropped his bag, walked to the curb, dropped trou, and that fucker shot out of him like a demon in Poltergeist. He had no…

If you're not sure if you can bring yourself to watch this, you should watch this. It's so impossibly over the top that it's not even gross.