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This evokes some strong feelings in me - such as "Colin Cowherd really really should suck a mile of goat dicks."
A byzantine NCAA rule strikes again!
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The Tedeschi Trucks Band cover Elmore James' "The Sky is Crying".
FYI-Moco means "snot" in Spanish. Yep, that's your villain.
I dunno, man, I can't really get excited about a dude whose superpower is surfing.
Yeah, Iron Man and Batman are both hot garbage.
Wait. Is She-Gambit a thing? Fuck you. You made that up. You drew that in study hall in sixth grade and hope Kevin Feige is gonna see it and hire you. I know how this shit works. THEY NEVER CALL, MAN. LET IT GO.
It was only a matter of time before Jerry Jones fucked it all up. I covered the Cowboys for NBC's Dallas affiliate…
1990 13 years old: Heard the shower go on upstairs so I thought I was safe. I didn't hear or see my dad coming down the stairs as I was reclined in a chair furiously masturbating to Elizabeth Montgomery on a re-run of "Bewitched". My dad cleared his throat, went to the laundry room to retrieve a towel as I zipped up,…
Finally twitter is helpful for something
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Line play has always featured some of the best bits of skill an athleticism to be found on a football field, and if…
Are you trying to say that working from home with a job from Google might not be the best thing that ever happened to my life??? We are through the looking glass people!!!
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