It's a sidearm. That uses bullets. Because you don't want to catch or battle EVERY damn Bidoof that pops out of the tall grass. Sometimes... well, sometimes you just gotta put 'em down.

Love that song, and that whole album. Interesting how they used Liverpool chants even though Waters is an Arsenal fan. Anyways, Meddle and Atom Heart Mother are two great Floyd albums that don't get much love.

Children of the Corn Pops

Barry?!?!?

"awesome wine based mixed drinks made from real fruit juice!"

The delay for AC is understandable. There'll be women in the movie, and they take longer to render.

I'll wait for the New iPhone 6 with an extra thumbstick

Let's see what happens after the Giants play a game that isn't on the same day as a huge scandal in the NFL.

I for one am happy to see that Black Kristen Stewart can show emotion in ways that White Kristen Stewart can't.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]

If I wanted shit on my chest, I'd go to Cleveland.

Snoop Dogg on:

Please don't judge Atlanta ribs on that. Daddy Dz, Fat Matt's, Fox Bros., One Star Ranch, Sweet Auburn are all better.

Or Graham Hill

Or Vincent Price

No one has ever seen Arthur Blank and Snidely Whiplash in the same room at the same time.

I realize it's completely shocking and unexpected to see this sentence written but...Thank God Greg Oden didn't use his penis on that woman.

It took police time to translate Oden's original statement, in which he stated, "Hodor."