I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…

Where are the tripas?! And tongue at 8? This is an outrage! The exclusion of tripas alone invalidates this entire list. Goddamn white people.

Shrimp tacos are better than ground beef tacos? Listen, I don't care how talented Burneko is as a chef and a writer, and I am not saying he doesn't deserve a chance, but I wouldn't let him in my kitchen. Too much of a distraction.

Who puts ground turkey in a taco? Hitler?

Taco Bell Meats, Ranked

1. Grilled Steak*
2. Grilled Chicken*
3. Ground Beef*

I was in the military and my first base was Scott AFB in Illinois. It's about 20 miles east of St. Louis. I had orders to go overseas and I had the opportunity to take a month-long leave before getting on the plane to Germany, so I thought I'd drive home to Boston from Illinois. This was 1993, so GPS was an still…

It hurts because it's true :* (

Surely they could name a bowl after something that is also without value but a bit more pertinent to the student athletes. The Degree In Communications Bowl has a nice ring to it.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

Also good for plain old extra storage when your kitchen is about the size of a hamster cage like mine. :)

I have a small bookshelf in my kitchen that holds pots and pans, my toaster oven, my breadbox, etc. Having one with wheels seems like a good improvement.

I actually have a simple one-sided library book cart that appeared mysteriously beside my parents' trash one day (it wasn't theirs, someone must have dropped it off there). Oddly enough, me, my wife, and my brother all work in libraries (and it was a kind of cart none of us use), so, kept that!

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Even on fire, I'd rather be in Atlanta than Columbus.

HOW DARE YOU SIR.

Great. GREAT. Now you've gone and pissed off the actual, official Cap'n Crunch Facebook page.

Thunderdome this, thunderdome that...look, can't we all just get BEYOND thunderdome?

I never thought I'd see Dr. Zaius on TV again.

Anthony Richardson again plays the role of a sportscaster with zero knowledge of the game,

In an effort to boost public opinion, Dan Snyder is producing a series of Redskins promotional videos starring Frank Stallone, Don Swayze and Brett Harrelson.