You can be a Priefer Man as long as you don't.

Damn. I was really hoping Chili Slander would make the cut.

For those wondering, this is the correct pronounciation.

Sanchez ran smack into his center's assy knoll.

Seven years old (to the day!), but needs reposting:

Me: Is it Phantasy Star Online 2?

No GIF, but I found a screencap of Kevin Gilbride.

That was just awkward. He sure had my attention after "BBEE be der dhu "

Nobody uses Google+, Steve. You don't have to be a dick about it.

Note the Silver Shamrock logo on the back of the helmet.

So, Foodspin, let's say hypothetically I've got this enormous 20-story gas grill/steaming basket hybrid, and I've come into possession of some food-grade frogs...

By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

You can go ahead and check your indignation at the door everybody. I have been stuffing socks full of wads for years and the NCAA has never investigated me.

Why Deadspin Doesn't Suck: Drew was a lineman at a D III school and never got drafted. Verily, he is no Glory Boy and can play for TMQ's flag football team any day.

I know what you're thinking, listeners. Kenny Bell was going to do what all us working dads wish we could do, which is to quit the monotony of our workaday lives and instead spend our time playing hopscotch and four-square with our children before they're too old to call us and too busy to see us.

Welp, we now have video evidence that one can keep falling, even after landing in Kansas City.

MOLA RAM. SULA RAM.

It appears that Squints has completely crossed the Feder-line