You see? Cincinnati is more than just Skyline Chili and race riots.

I guess Mr. Snipes was correct, White Women Can't Jump Either.

Collisions at the plate happen what 5-6 times a season? Brutal sport baseball. So, it's okay to purposely bean a batter, but lowering your shoulder into a catcher wearing protective gear is a no-no. Fuck you Berry.

Look Brody, I don't care what Drew told you to do. I want a small Sprite and a box of Sour Patch Kids. And God help you if you try to talk me into upgrading to a large.

It's a good thing the translator showed up.

That security guard will be receiving a fine and suspension from the Commish soon. He clearly launched himself.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan could not be reached for comment.

Stupid youtubes! Nevermind damnit.

This is all just a misunderstanding. They were just cooking up some Carolina-style meth. You brine the fish in anti-freeze, dry, crush, then snort or smoke. But you gotta use fresh fish, otherwise you may get sick.

"What's next for Tony La Russa? The dishes if I know what's good for me!"

Too much caffeine. I thought the headline read "Ray Lewis Went To A Small North Carolina College To Talk About Spirits, ThunderCats."

We're going to make fun of the poster instead of the fact that twin brothers are named Marqui and Marquis?

Don't worry. With both Skyline Chili and White Castle in town, adding 35 lbs. in 2 months is a piece of cake.

My wife and I both do the Miss Prissy "Yeeesss."

The real question is why is Ryan talking to Eric Bischoff? Is he the newest member of the nWo?

If you didn't go through a Goth Phase or play Dungeons & Dragons in the basement of the library, then you weren't really trying THAT hard to make friends.

Don't worry, Al's gonna be just fine as soon as he gets his talons on some Essence of Gelfling.

So confused. Aroused, but confused.

As you know, you're supposed to get your appendix removed when it's inflamed, BEFORE it bursts. But she didn't get it out in time, and the burst appendix nearly killed her.

@whiskerbrisket: +2 clear eyes, + 1 full heart.