Needs more Matt Saracen.

espnW? I always figured they'd go with Lespn.

The answer is obvious. Someone is just trying to get Johnny Walker to sign with Ol' Tex.

@RedNed: Because, if Drew's anything like me, he nor his kids don't

It's Clementine season. And thank Christ for that, because I am through peeling oranges. Nothing tires me out like trying to peel a fucking stubborn orange, especially when the pith decides to cling to the flesh like a dying child.

An interesting little feud is brewing between Kevin Garnett and Charlie Villanueva, with Garnett allegedly calling him a "cancer merchant." Villanueva took offense, as he bought a pack of Chewlie's Gum.

@John Reyes: PB&J Bar?? How many different ways can one make a PB&J sammich?

My personal favorite.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I believe this is the answer you're looking for

They didn't tape my surgery. I think they should tape your surgery and then charge you $50 for a souvenir DVD. I'd totally pay for it and then never watch it.

Curiosity eventually got the better of Berman and he finally crossed the last frontier and tossed Tom Jackson's salad.

$1000?

The fuck there won't be cake! You got fatties out here that were made promises of a cake-like nature. We demand restitution!

As an Atlantan, I wish Hrbek would've broken his leg and been put down like Old Yeller. Then cheered as his corpse is raped.

@Jesse Uzbekistan: No, unfortunately that website and message board was bought out and eventually closed down in the early 2000's.

@Bellwether Johnson:

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Okay then. Just checking. Otherwise you are just about spot on with your assessment. Carry on good sir.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

@thewhizzonator: Waffle House never cooks theirs enough. They still seem hard, not crunchy, when I eat them.

How/Why you gotta be such a dick to him?