Why have bodycon dresses taken over? Even hot-bodied people don’t look great in them. The slightest bulge becomes magnified, you’re leaving nothing to the imagination. Wear a real bra and you’ll see the lines. Wear no bra and it’s nipple city. Wear Spanx and pray there will be no food at this cocktail party. Wear no…

Betsy’s plans to address racism:

Exactly. Don’t know if she’ll ever have a Graceland to call her own, but I def make my haj to Corpus to visit her statue (and to eat at the original Whataburger) when I can. R.I.P. my queen.

Nice. “Jarvanka” works better than “Ivanred,” although I prefer the more descriptive “worthlessshitstain.”

Hail to the Chief needs to be changed to Yakety Sax, that's for sure.

Goes out to the porch with his pack of cigs and cries all night

Unless it is All Rogelio, All The Time, thanks, not interested.

At least he’s not asking people to give money for his new G6. so in the spirit of Christmas I’m going to call this progress.

I categorically refuse to believe that anyone, anywhere enjoys the song “Wonderful Christmastime.”

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

Actually, a triangle has multiple centers.

The line reading when Paula says to Nathaniel’s discovery of unfairness in the legal system : “No, no one did. Thank god you figured it out”, had me on the floor.

Neither, since there are no rules and you award yourself any points you want.

LOVE the character of Heather Davis: no cliches, no patronizing. Vella really brought an intriguing dimensionality, right from the beginning.

There’s quite a few of these places around big schools and they are the weirdest freaking things. They are run like colleges are still the same as they were in the ‘30s. The people who donate all the money to them (and thus have the pull over what the rules are) are all those people who have this cultish devotion to…

Texas Ex who spent a year in Towers (another off campus dorm on West Campus). This description is accurate.

UT Alum here who lived in Kinsolving. Can confirm your impression of that place- it’s nuts! I also knew right away from the headline that’s probably what they were talking about. By “other students,” they mean “rich benefactors.” My other thought was maybe some girls were just being immaturely pissy about their…

I don’t think the school is utilizing it. It seems like a place where rich, overprotective parents can send their sheltered kids so they don’t have to live in one of those shitty “public” dorms (aka the “fun dorms” we all remember so fondly).

Your are correct! “We love you no matter what” is what you say to your kid when you find out they got arrested for drugs and you want to be supportive, it is NOT what you say when they come out.  

I feel like this review is overly harsh. The songs were pretty memorable, and I’m not exactly a fan of the style of music, so for me, that’s saying something. It doesn’t quite hit the heights of Shaun of the Dead, but they must have had a fraction of the budget. Overall, I liked it enough to add it to the Christmas…