That's not Kanye, that's The Stig.

I know. I'm the world's biggest feminist former Catholic- pro Planned Parenthood all the way- but how is it different from having a small child from a previous marriage? People have sex and make eternal promises, have kids and get divorced, breaking those promises. He didn't cheat or lie. He didn't browbeat the…

I hope that little fella is Hothtrained, otherwise he'll leave an awful mess on the floor.

Come on out of the closet children; it is cold, dark and lonely in there, and no one can see how FABULOUS you are!

Who Dat! She's a Saints fan.

I bet within the next three years, you WILL be able to buy Krampus on a Shelf at Target. This year, Krampus started attaining major mainstream visibility. I'm just waiting. It'll happen.

Don't tell anybody, but I heard Dolly Parton might actually be from the South and of an impoverished background.

To anyone who disrespects Queen Dolly!

This is what has been bothering me about the reaction this whole time: that the appalled pearl-clutching of liberal elites is just so Goddamned classist. Bloggers and writers cannot say quick enough how they "don't even know what a Duck Dynasty is" before launching into thinly veiled jabs at what they perceive as the…

There are few things more annoying than someone who grew up in a rural environment making it out and then shitting all over the place he or she came from and people he or she grew up with, for the benefit of other urban sophisticates.

An 1812 doll called "Caroline"? Does she come with an orange dress and a turban?

I've seen a lot on this post about people find it bizarre that other people "can believe" these things, and it seems like nobody goes to the trouble to actually ask Christians. As someone who has some experience with other religions (I lean more towards Buddhism these days) I can understand the appeal of leaving for…

I love a man who likes to be pegged.

Guys. If Scientologists ever move into your apartment building, be afraid. They love filling up apartments with their people, threatening the owners of the buildings to all move en masse (which fucks up the livelihoods of the building owners), and then force apartment owners to rent only to Scientologists. There was a…

Full disclosure I haven't seen any of AHS, but if it beats out Top of the Lake (well, if anything beats out Top of the Lake really) I will be incensed. Incensed!

I don't think it needs to be repeated that Kanye West has delusions of grandeur about many things, but honestly, his devotion to Kim is rather sweet. If incredibly unrealistic.

She was that good at manipulating people, she smuggled it in everyone else's orifices. Everyone. Even Diane in 7b.

Ooh! I have one! The Mysterious Benedict Society series is at a 6.3 reading level, and it's perfect. Challenging adventures and thrills but never scary-scary. Also, it talks about lots of types of giftedness (strategy/analysis, knowledge, kinesthetic, and tiny genius), which is a good theme for any kid—using your…

Well, damn. Good job on that your entire life thing, though.

You left off Best Little Whore House in Texas. I am disappointed.