Is he my bro, bro, or is it like, he’s my BRO, bro.

I get this theory that the missions they’re doing on Earth are the Earth-bound version of their tests with the Judge. Let’s spin it out:

Well, I think the idea is that they’re going after the people they care about.  It’s more in keeping to Tahani’s personality that, truly, she cares very deeply for her family (which is why their rejection of her always hurt).  

I think yes. Janet programmed the simulator with Simone’s exact personality and reactions, and Simone was Into It when Eleanor was leaning in, so I take it that means Simone is as much into girls as Eleanor is. (And considering that Janet’s knowledge of Simone stopped updating a year ago, before Simone really knew…

Monique, you are correct. All others are WRONG. Candy corn is delicious!

Hmm. My daily routine consists of:

Can you be my boss too?

I sort of felt it happen and was like, “WHAT WAS THAT?”  My nurse was trying to be reassuring, I think, when she told me “it was just a BM honey” (I guess because she thought I was worried it was part of the baby or something) and I totally cried.

This episode was ripe with callbacks, which I loved. (All citizens must watch Hocus Pocus.)

Oh my god, I NEED a Sexy Getting Ready Shirt.

Janet’s “and that’s on US, guys” had me choking on my drink.

Jearimy Bearimy is as good an explanation of universal time and the multiverse than any book I’ve read.

I mean, basically all he does is think for a living, right? I guess you could do that while lifting weights.

Eh, IDK.  It seems like in most cases, she’s the one people love, and Ted just comes along for the ride.

I really wish journalists today would spend a few weeks poring over every “neutral,” “reporting both sides” article from Germany in the 1920s and 30s and see how that worked out.

Exactly! It seems like at least since 2002 they’ve been doing the long distance thing, right? That’s . . . a long time to have a long distance relationship, and I was in one for 5 years.

This is 100% true.  She has structured her life around the pursuit of money (i mean, she lives in Houston, and you can EASILY get by quite well on Ted Cruz’s salary if she didn’t want to work 70 hours at Goldman Sachs.  Or even if she just got a normal 9-5 job they’d still be living comfortably upper-middle-class!). …

ha ha, I don’t know why either, but I think I’m going to adopt those nicknames.

Oh god, me too. I was crying and felt so awful and embarrassed about it.

Yes, and good reminder to the OP - likely your period (When you get it again) will be all kinds of fucked for the first six months to a year.  Mine was like the Shining in my pants for a solid year after each kid.