I mean, definitely a person under 18 can’t have an abortion without her parents’ written approval but that’s TOTALLY DIFFERENT because, see, that’s a medical procedure that we need to control for her because she’s young and dumb. This is just some kid who isn’t going to see her mom and dad for another six months…

You know what kills me? There’s actually a company policy where I used to work that women are to be escorted to their cars by security staff if they leave the office after dark. Like, I once had to work until 11 pm on some data migration and I walked alone to my car (keys clutched between my fingers and other hand on…

I just honestly don’t understand how someone can see that child’s attempt at practicing her letters on a legal document that keeps her away from her parents and not see anything wrong with it.

Lying is not going to get you into the Celestial Kingdom, brah.

I love that Eleanor hasn’t shoplifted for six weeks and 2 days!  (or maybe she just went a stretch of not shoplifting for six weeks and 2 days, then fell off the wagon.)  Good for you, middle class white lady!  Way to perform above expectations!

Despite reading a fair bit of lukewarm reactions to this first crop of episodes, I’m really enjoying them. It’s fun to see Michael (and Janet) become so . . . human as they deal with things not going their way for the first time ever. If Season 1 was all about trying to become a good person, and Season 2 was all about…

Janet is S3 MVP so far for me.  (Simone a very close runner up, but only because I’m too afraid to get emotionally attached to Simone.)  D’arcy Carden is absolutely killing it lately.

I think they all lived in the trailer park?  But maybe didn’t own the trailers?  But FP owned his?  I DON’T KNOW; it’s very confusing.

I definitely thought it was a hat tip to both George Glass, fake Canadian boyfriend to the stars, and Mr Glass, the M Night character.

My guess is these first few episodes will serve as a backdoor pilot for Sabrina.

I mean, we mock the binders of women, but some poor SOB in the LDS church had to go through a lot of rolls to compile that!

Yes,  but one must ask: given the current political climate, would you have the SAME people over to your dinner again?  (and if so, I’m so happy for you and jealous of you.)

Caffeine stunts the growth and she wants to be 6'10" like Moses Malone.

It’s an old superstition that if 13 sit down to dinner, 1 person will die (stemming from the Last Supper); this is why you can buy place settings in groups of 8 or 12, but not anything odd-numbered.

Why are they only drinking a tablespoon of coffee?

Oof, I on the other hand thought “oh god, Evan’s asked to be on Vogue to promote himself; this is so awkward.”

Youtube is blocked at work and I don’t even have to look to bet that you’re referencing Tahani.  She’s SUCH a tomboy.

“I guess I tried to force myself on her,” Alperin told the police. “I feel like such a terrible person for it.”

I’m not mad. (Also I love that she calls them “the formers” like they’re a 60s R&B group.)

Yeahhhh . . . he really needs someone to 5150 him.