My aunt has pretty severe bipolar disorder and once during a particularly bad time when she wasn’t taking her medicine, she walked around naked in front of the entire family, sat on her (soon to be) son in law’s lap, called me a walking abortion and threatened to kill us all, before launching into a soliloquy about…

In junior high, I was an office aid, because I was exactly that level of suck up and nerd. Anyway, one girl had been sent to the office for a visible hickey (against the dress code) and I’ll say it was visible - her boyfriend hickeyed his name across her neck.

It was funnier than I expected it to be (I’m really not into the reboots), and HC’s cameo was great (“I have a lot of secretarial experience!”) and I’d like to see a little more in-depth moments of Murphy navigating the new news sphere.  But my god the laugh track.

YES! My teenage daughter picked it for movie night and I think we were all expecting to suffer through it, but it was fun and funny and not scary, which is exactly the level of horror I want in a horror movie that I’m watching in my own house.

Yeah, I don’t wonder if the talk about anesthesia and her weight isn’t a giant red flag. Or, perhaps, a giant red herring and Kate’s doing just fine.

Good lord, ads for this show were like Super Bowl-level.  

This is exactly why I didn’t report mine. What was I going to do? Break up my family? Make my aunt and my cousins miserably unhappy so I could have justice? Watch my father go to jail for assaulting the guy? Or worse, worse, have no one believe me, have my parents tell me I’m being dramatic or crazy, being cast out of…

Counterpoint: Donald John Trump.

First, let me say that I am very jealous of you and your lifestyle, because Lucky Charms are the bomb. Although, by eating them with milk, I fear you are missing out on the greatest part of eating LC, which is separating each marshmallow out into groups of like shapes, and then eating one marshmallow at a time, moving…

You drink the milk on the side! (or water, or juice, or coffee, really, you can choose your own adventure.)

AGREED. Cereal with milk becomes mushy and weird in like 15 seconds. Whereas cereal on its own is a crunchy munchy delight.

She’s entertaining other men in the home (aka fucking around on her husband with anyone and everyone the second he leaves town).

Wha . . . what . . . what’s “Face” position?  (Am I outing myself as super vanilla?)

Matthew was amazing, as was Keri.  Keri and the show in general were robbed.  (Though I’m glad the Joes won for writing.)

AGREED. You see all the nominees, then have to wait for presenters to shuffle out and banter before the results are announced? Ugh.

Keri was robbed. I like Claire Foy; I thought she did a great job this season; I get that her job ended too, etc. KERI WAS ROBBED. She was amazing this season on The Americans.

Satin is always such a risk because of the crinkling. (See Gwendolyn Christie) But I loved Sandra Oh’s dress.

I think it’s the photo.  She put some on her insta and it looked lovely and had a very normal flow to it.

I love WATCHING public proposals. But my husband has only ever heard two hard-and-fast rules about me, and they are this: 1) when I die, make sure I’m cremated and 2) don’t EVER publicly profess your love for me.

My junior year American History class never even made it to WWI. WORLD WAR ONE.