He can’t help it.  Learned poor relationship skills from his mom and dad.

My favorite part was the extra behind the Gang at the strip club.  AMAZING.

My god, sis Alana has a terrible haircut.

Ummm yeah but he murdered people?  I feel like points should be docked for that.

Plus he did that sort of swoopy thing when he kissed her. You know? Where he put his (giant) hand on her face and then sort of ducked and swooped?

I’m going to argue that Josh deserves a higher ranking because A) Paul Rudd, B) Paul Rudd and C) he was so damn cute.  YES it’s weird that he’s 18 and Cher is 15 and that they’ve known each other for 7 years, but still.  He defended her to the shitty lawyer, thereby costing himself an internship!  And also Paul Rudd.

Kellyanne was my pick too. She shows up on the Woodward tape, looking like she never told Trump that Woodward wanted to sit down with him (I fully believe she did NOT tell Trump about it, because she knew it’d be a disaster of an interview) and then there’s an op-ed about the Resistance within the House? Nah, it’s…

A friend of mine started a non-profit in Texas that does just this (provides funds to bury stillborns/late miscarriages for families without the funds to do so).

I, too, employed this very smart tactic to keep a poor grade from my parents.  It worked 0% of the time, and then my ass got chewed out even more for it.  “Six weeks’ grounding for the bad grade, and six more for lying about it” was a constant refrain.

It ain’t a bug, folks, it’s the feature.

Would this technically be covered under workers comp?  (Not that I trust Ashley, or any company, not to try to stiff him)  They were working at the time, and I’m not sure if Florida has a Good Samaritan law, but one could argue that they were injured in the line of duty.

Agreed.  Term limits should be set for Congress just like they are set for the office of the Presidency.  If you still feel you have things to contribute, there are PLENTY of opportunities for a senior statesperson to do so.  No one needs a Congressperson or Senator who has served the same position for the last thirty…

Well, I don’t think EVERYONE ignored it.  Starship Troopers has quite the cult following.

At first I was willing to give the benefit of doubt (I imagined picking at a mosquito bite scab - you wouldn’t want to be obvious, right? So you just sort of pinch at it?) but yeah - that’s on purpose.

I wish I could impress upon anti-choice activists that no less abortions will occur if Roe is overturned, that instead they’ll just take place like this. But the honest truth is that anti-choice activists do not care about “the sanctity of life” or those babies - they care about punishing a woman for having sex. That…

It’s Law and Order, soooo . . . I’m into it.

No judgement BUT if you give your kids pre-packaged foods, you’re making them dumb.  No judgement!

Honestly though? That would only help Cruz. The thing is no one in the state of Texas actually likes Ted Cruz, but the Trumpers are still going to vote for him, because they understand the value of holding the seat.

It’s weird because it also happens to be true.  Broken clocks and all that.

I think BBQ Becky can be both racist and in poor mental health. It’s racist to call the cops on people BBQing in a park, but standing around for TWO HOURS to wait on the cops? Like, that’s a little off, right? Maybe I just say that because I’m not going to contribute two of my hours to anything that isn’t my job or my…