If he never recovers, his family should press F1 for help.

"Swallowed quarters while bingeing on free casino booze"

Thank you sir

Of course it wasn't these two. A good Sheff would never want to mess up Stew art.

A lot of MLB guys swing a bat with weighted donuts on it in the BP circle.

This kind of makes me want to die a Dodgers fan.

A slightly more accurate map:

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You couldn't pay me $789.00 to spend three hours cooped up with that many Massholes.

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

I made one for Canada.

THE MR. CLEAN MAGIC ERASER.

Give the Cubs a break, they've toned it down. Dumpster Day used to happen every fifth day.

Why not just play here instead? How many fans are they expecting for this thing, anyway?

I see the drawing comes from the same artist who created the center field sculpture at Marlins Park.

This guy's managed to pull off the exceedingly rare Reverse Schilling.

You call that a meltdown?

It does not even come close to the all time classics: