This guy's managed to pull off the exceedingly rare Reverse Schilling.

You call that a meltdown?

It does not even come close to the all time classics:

Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.

Not great, but I think we can all agree this is better than how MLB.com used to try jazzing up the Police Blotter page.

Vin Scully remembers playing hacky sack with Jackie Robinson, Pele, the crew of Apollo 8, and the 1967 Green Bay Packers.

GODDAMMIT.