i’m sure we’ll get more in depth analysis later. Dirt Bag is a scheduled column so it’s not a big deal it was posted when it normally is.

I got a contact high from clicking on his pic.

Penn Badgley looks more like “woke and toke”.

I just want someone to bring me Taco Bell and kombucha when I’m hungover, tbh.

Ugh, why does it have to be a competition?

Analog dick pics! OMG

I just picked up one of her books at a free book exchange (shout out to Baltimore Book Thing!).

inb4#notallwhitewomen

Beyonce is corporate feminism - talk big about feminism and diversity but don’t do shit besides that. White women eat it up.

God, YES. This is some Aldious Snow ‘African Child’ shit.

Yeah, super disingenuous. I can kinda see the logic to make a distinction between a black woman appropriating Indian culture and a white woman doing the same, given that black people were not imperial colonizers and thus there’s a different context. But come on, people, either cultural appropriation is bad or it…

Meanwhile, Beyonce continues to get a free pass from people that mistakenly think she’s interesting or talented.

“Hymn for the Weekend”

Beyonce was in it too but let’s just focus on Coldplay. God forbid anyone say anything bad about Beyonce.

Wiz Khalifa, 1987-2016

Allison, girl, bangs are awesome and you can totally rock them because your face can do no wrong - but those are bad ones. Get better bangs. Go bolder, thicker, or blunter. You can do it! These are like the Tina Belcher reluctant murmur of bangs.

“I JUST DON’T TOLERATE IT.” preach, girl!!