I wont claim to know the circumstances of this break up, but it sounds like for the past few years he has been the king of "WHATEVER BITCH ITS NOT LIKE I LIKED YOU ANYWAY"

Heh. All I remember is that Pitchfork was that super hip website which published super snooty reviews of music I didn’t listen to, but my hipster best friend did.

Honestly, this article doesn’t make sense even if you do know what bands she is talking about.

I think it is a story about a family who struck big in oil (texas tea) and moved to LA to write music reviews for Haim and post sticky notes on things.

I am 26 and none if it made sense to me either. Ahhhh

It doesn’t make sense.. poorly written.

I realize this will probably make me sound super uncool, but what on God’s green earth is happening here? I read it twice and I still...I just don’t...Am I old now?

Yes! Thank you! I’ve read it a couple of times and just can’t make sense of it. I feel like a child who can’t read.

Yeah i went out with someone once, they seemed friendly, cool, etc. At one point we had to stop by my place to grab a bus pass.

Danny Glover has a stand up bit where he asks why women don’t have the crazy ex stories that men do. Then he says it is because the women are dead. In the version of his act that I heard, the audience groaned, and he responded with "What? Too real?"

“Why do we still need feminism? Can’t women already vote/drive/work/go to school/run for office/own property, etc?”

Because this still happens.

Holy Fuck. I have no words. My heart goes out to her family.

I feel a kind of tired anger over this. Sometimes it just feels like things will never change.

If someone tells me I shouldn’t watch L&O: SVU while I’m pregnant, I will likely lose my shit. Same with Game of Thrones.

I appreciate that DeVito is not actually Frank from always sunny, however, I would like to know what his twin, Arnold, has to say on the subject.

Don’t get me wrong, I love celebrity gossip but I’m sick of teenagers being shoved down my fucking throat simply because they have pretty and famous DNA. It’s not good for them and it sure as hell is not good for us and I’m just sad to see it on Jez.

Mimi getting married. I’m sure it will be a modest, understated affair.

People who put Sriracha on Mexican food are the worst.

Cholula is my favorite for most Mexican food. In fact, there are like 9 varieties of hot sauce in my house, each for different cuisine. Tabasco goes on breakfast foods. Frank’s goes on pizza and wings (and, occasionally, fried tofu.) Sriracha goes on fish and vegetables. My system is perfect, y’all.