I had suspected that I was the only person who actually watched “Red Planet” and now I’m sure of it.

I’d like to know who was slumming around with the Neanderthals. Do you think the cave ladies got tired of their uptight cavemen? Maybe the cavemen partied with Neanderthal hotties!

I’ve always been stunned at the number of people who think the US government was behind 9/11 or the attack on Pearl Harbor.

That may have been me. My children have a long list of really stupid things I’ve told them over the years.

1. Work out everyday. Keep that gym membership as long as you can.

I always tell car salesmen that I’m thinking about buying a cheaper car than I really want just to have that price point dangling over the conversation.

First, be creative. Can you throw in a free brochure or something? A lot of times, people just want their ego to get stroked. Second, be firm; “Sorry, I don’t have any room there, perhaps you should consider the economy model...” and move on.

attention knuckleheads:the drones are controlled by morons. pilots will take their chances with birds.

It’s a convertible. You can cruise around on a hot day with the top down.

I’ve got an Evernote Moleskin notebook I use all the time. It seems like once a day, the quickest, easiest way to record something is to write it down. If a page needs to be saved, I just use the photo feature in Evernote to store the note. It works surprisingly well for a free feature on a free app.

Google also has a nice app called “Field Trip” that will let you know about nearby historical markers and other points of interest.

After way too much thought, my daughter and I both decided on the same laptop. The first decision was to buy a laptop. The touch screen devices are very portable and One Note on the Surface Pro looks like a very handy app for a college student. My daughter decided that it wasn’t quite reliable enough for everyday use…

Comcast also gives you the Norton Security Suite free.

When I was in college (30 years ago), I played hockey and the trainers gave us basically the same thing if we played in warm rinks. We would take the pills two to four hours before the game. I think they worked too. I don’t remember anyone having trouble with cramps during games but I remember cramps being a problem…

I water Gatorade down 2:1 if I’m actually using it to hydrate for heavy activities and I try to drink it before or during the actual activity.

I’m staying with “Farm boy with a drill”

They spent a fortune on sets for “Titanic” but there isn’t a drop of real (exterior) water in the movie.

Apple juice in airplanes is awful stuff. I’ve never been in a hospital in Athens but I can tell you for a fact that the apple juice they serve in Paris hospitals is delightful.

Next mystery of the universe; why does apple juice in a hospital taste so good? Apple juice served anywhere else is so bland but that little plastic cup of apple juice they serve with meals in hospitals so just wonderful; fresh, sweet (but not too sweet) and refreshing. I always remind myself to buy apple juice when I…

Do we have any idea about what emails Hillary or her staff deleted? Did anybody match the logs against the stored emails?