It's still a mess. Apple says I answered my security questions incorrectly. I clicked on "Reset Your Security Questions" and it sent an email to an old email address I don't use anymore. When I selected, "Reset Your Security Questions," in the email they sent me, the session just hung. Steve Jobs, we need you!

This is what I use, it sounds great:

I was at the last game he coached in Boston. Luckily, the tickets were free because the game was like watching a college varsity team scrimmage itself on a Sunday afternoon.

I have a silly question. What is a good flashlight app? I needed a flashlight last night and somehow the flashlight app I've had for a long time has morphed into the frontend for Facebook, Twitter and a couple of other social sites! It was almost impossible to use a flashlight anymore! Any suggestions?

Have you purchased a gas can lately? The spout has been re-designed to make transferring gasoline as messy and complicated as possible. There's a stopper on the end of the spout that has to be pushed against a solid edge to let any gas out of the can, so you can't use a funnel to make sure you don't spill any gas. …

1. If you have to work after midnight, don't set an alarm. Just show up as soon as you can.

When I'm traveling, I ask waiters and waitresses where they like to eat. Quite often, I get steered to great smaller places.

I bought an NAD T 757 last fall. Four HDMI inputs and one HDMI output. You can swap out the decoding hardware if new AV formats come along. Setup was very straight forward and it sounds great. I highly recommend it. I paid $1500 for it.

look up "Gerald Bull" or "Project HARP"

I live in a Boston burb and I had a son when I was 40 and a daughter when I was 43. I have to report it's been nice giving my children a comfortable stable home that I couldn't have provided when I was in my twenties. I was able to be very active with them, including coaching some of their sports teams. In all…

Then it's OK for me to call a waiter Dimwit? I mean, if the guy had a brain, he wouldn't be a waiter, would he?

I don't see how that's an improvement over a small backpack with room for a hoodie or a light jacket. I always travel with a small backpack with enough gear and clothes to last me a couple of days in case my luggage is lost.

You know someone with a blue bum hole?

Sanchez did not run into Moore's ass, Vince Wilfork picked Moore up and used Moore's ass to knock the ball loose.

This is what God does to people who show up every year to boo the Patriot's draft choices.

Most of them look like Louie Anderson.

I like to use a square cake pan as a form to shape the meatloaf. After I've squashed the meatloaf into the pan, I flip the pan over onto a cookie sheet covered with parchment and drop the meatloaf onto the parchment. I like my meatloaf cooked all the way through so I only make 2 pounds at a time and I keep the…

Gravity's Rainbow!

I've often wondered if HAL singing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" in "2001" is a reference to this recording.

You just have to put a little thought into what is likely to happen and what could happen. If worse case really happens and we're headed for the hills with a backpack, do we really need 100G of mp3s? Just keep a backup of your phone in the cloud, keep at least two copies of your important digital files on external…