Anybody else here old enough to remember the Heidi Game? We weren't big Jets fans or anything, but I remember my father running to the phone and calling everyone he could think of. Even the local police line was busy.

@Murray Hewitt: I'm starting to think most NBA games are "influenced". Did you see game five of the Orlando-Celtics series? At one end of the court, Big Baby is getting teeth knocked with no call and at the other end of the court, Kendrick Perkins is getting called for being close to someone who farted.

Disney should just buy out the whole country. They cleaned up Times Square, one little country shouldn't be a big deal.

@Murray Hewitt: I thought the evidence that he had thrown or influenced games was pretty weak. The FBI couldn't find a pattern or an incident to take to trial. Just knowing how the league wants a game or a series called is a huge advantage to a bettor. That's all he needed.

@Murray Hewitt: He wasn't fixing games, he just knew enough to know he could make some easy money.

@Firesphere: If someone sends you a Word Document, how do you read it?

Is that a giant bong in the back of that truck?

The perfect girlfriend, he can rest his beer on the top of her head.

I just did this! I loaded DD-WRT on a very old WRT54G and followed the instructions on the DD-WRT's website. The whole project took me about a hour and the bridge works great. It provides MUCH better coverage than a Linksys transponder. Also upgrade the firmware on your AP. I wasn't brave enough to load DD-WRT on…

You think it's set on vibrate?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: I'm betting that's why he's a bullfighter, he loved the little suit.

Why are they broadcasting from Philadelphia?

@Son-of-MonsterChalk: I wasn't outdoors in a hammock but, this was the real deal. I was drinking Sam Adams and waiting for the Red Sox to start up.

I would like to report that a nap during a soccer game is every bit as pleasant as a nap during a baseball game.

The problem isn't driving skills, the problem is that you might be going 12 mph in a 35 mph zone and be quite content with the whole situation.

I don't know if it would work with a high school kid, but with the Mites, you can grab their face cage and pull them right up to your face. You don't have to even say much, just make your eyes get real big. It scares the hell out of them. One time, I made a little girl pee her pants.

I vote for the girl who ripped her shirt off. That was the most exciting thing that ever happened in a soccer game.

@Spinnetti: It must be a little disconcerting to be sitting in a burning race car and the Three Stooges pull up in the firetruck.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Ha, that's nothing, I've got 10 years and 5 missing teeth on you. I get introduced as, "the guy who put a goon in a Squirt game."

@Hit Bull Win Steak: I got you beat here too: