Howard Stern journalism comes to Deadspin. Say something stupid about a subject you know nothing about to start a controversy.

There's fuckin' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God.

I'm guessing it was a case of She said, BF said, "He raped you!"

No one said anything about the kid carrying the Michael Jackson picture?

@Juancho:Did you enjoy watching the Combine on ESPN last night?

I've learned that it never hurts to ask, "That seems a little expensive, can you do better than that?" You'll be surprised how often sales people can dicker. You need to do enough research so you know what a good deal is though. Also, don't waste the salesman time if you aren't serious.

You dorks, Rule Number Five, in Hockey Fight Club is that you don't fight in big games.

you can take the girl out of Dartmouth...

@Kid Canada:Those people running through your town with the torches weren't angry villagers, they were Olympic Torch bearers, probably.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: I thought it was a piece of chicken. The joke was that if Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter that piece of chicken, they'd both be alive.

@orbitbreak:You'll be a little surprised when you've joined the real world and find out that who you play basketball with means more than job performance at layoff time.

I thought Milbury just wanted to disagree with Roenick about something . The whole time Roenick was talking, Milbury had a smirk on his face like, "I'm going to make you look like an idiot, you think you can do my job, here it comes..."

Mr. Natural is a lot taller than I remember.

ESPN should have sent him to cover an xbox competition somewhere.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: I work at the pool there. The judge wants me to apply for the college scholarship that the club offers. He's a nice man.

Zambonis have been electric powered for years. It's not so much the eco factor, it's more that a carbon monoxide producing machine indoors gives everybody wicked headaches.

They should use rabbits or squirrels for targets in the biathlon. That would certainly cut into the NASCAR ratings, "I tell you what...that big Roosky could shoot..."