I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

I used to spend my summers camping with a friend at a campsite roughly two miles away from the nearest house, up in the foothills of the Apps...yeah, he didn’t want to go camping for awhile, even when I told him the movie was fake.

The quality of the Starz show was intermittently unbelievably good. That is the same thing as saying A+++ when you are not looking for Faulkner but instead are looking for Bruce getting his head stuck through the anus looking out the ribcage of a corpse while slipping on entrails. It is amazing that it is still the…

I’ve noticed that the tropical have always been a slightly different consistency than the originals, and pretty close to how you describe it too.

MLB won’t be happy until they get 5 hour ball games with scores like 25-24

that would be great. they’re both students of comedy. 

Or, you know, Conan just fricking once.

My favorite is when he stole the Rock’s IC belt and tossed it over a bridge. A friend of mine’s dad came into the room, saw us watching wrestling, and said, “Wrestling’s stupid.” He saw that promo and became a fan.

Still trying to figure out what is more Knicks: They pay him the max and he’s a shell of his former self, or they miss out on him.

Considering Dirk Nowitzki was broadly “a tall spot-up shooter who can’t really move” during his athletic prime, including when he was the best player on a championship squad, I’d say it’s a pretty excellent thing to be.

My favorite Stone Cold promo is the one where he pulled a mixer into the parking garage and filled Vince’s car with wet cement.

As a Celtics fan, I’d be very bummed to lose Horford. However, I’m glad they let Kyrie walk and kept the young guys instead of trading for AD. They would have been a much better team getting those two next year, but this Celtics team was joyless and a bummer to watch last year.

He was also completely unaware that there were roughly 10 seconds remaining in the period.  All he had to do was backcheck for a few seconds and wait for the buzzer.  I don’t understand trying to get a change in that situation.  Especially when he dropped back to cover for the D then all of a sudden stopped at the…

Hell, if the fanny pack is making a comeback, anything can!

Really been a banner week for Canadian smugness and it’s only Wednesday.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

Yeah, it surprised me too. I was expecting a bunch of Lynchian weirdness in the Lost style where you just throw a bunch of creepy random shit at the wall and see what sticks. This isn’t that. It’s much smarter and better planned out.

Have you watched Justified? It never managed to get Ian McShane on there, but it makes an absolutely killer spiritual successor to Deadwood. I watched Deadwood and jumped right into Justified, and even though it only shares some actors, I’ll be damned if I don’t believe it takes place in the same timeline.

I did think it was a fleshlight...I think that says more about us than it does you.

I’m wondering how Mr Davis Sr’s interpretation of the word “loyalty” with regard to the Celtic’s treatment of IT doesn’t also apply to his son’s treatment of the Pelicans?