Yeah, I didn’t realize some rando teenager spearheaded this, but ... it’s... fine? Like, it sounds JUST LIKE Toto. They bring nothing new to it. I don’t get it. I won’t turn it off, but neither does it excite me.

In Ohio (at the regional chain Donatos) it’d be about 1/3 of a pizza, but I doubt this is what they’re talking about.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

Maybe things have changed since Amazon bought it out, but “Down on your luck” and “Shopping at Whole Foods” seem like two concepts that just don’t jive together.

Blame Leno & Lorne Michaels for Fallon instead of Conan. Coupla very rich guys w/massive egos & prolly bad breath too.

I always found Dave Letterman’s contempt to be genuine and refreshing, so I was immune to Jimmy Fallon’s fleeting charms. It’s nice to see the world catching up to me, for once, instead of the other way around. 

When Fallon first went on the air I remember thinking that his enthusiasm for the show was genuine and refreshing. Now it is all just so forced and embarrassing, I can’t even watch these clips without squirming.

Drake is total garbage musically, but his people definitely know how to capitalize on the viral economy. This whole “In My Feelings Challenge” is blatantly manufactured, but it works.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Congratulations. Season Three of Parks and Recreation is a complete masterpiece. A season filled with A and A+ episodes. I almost envy you watching it for the first time.

Liver let die. 

Meanwhile, in the last decade Zack de le Rocha has put out an EP in 2008 (as One Day As A Lion), dropped a new solo track in 2017 (‘Digging for Windows’), and has made two guest appearances on Run The Jewels albums that have put El-P and Killer Mike to shame.

She named her yacht Seaquest? Nerds everywhere just threw up their arms in disgust!

Of all the fuckery that could excrete this preposterous utterance to coat my day like shit on the sides of an outhouse trench, and fill me as whole with delight as the hole of a rented receptacle, what fucking joy I now feel! All of you mili-cocks cheer with me, every shit-tainted one of you!

Bitch.

I black-suited the original and wanted some more white. Since I stole your version to save time for the second version, it seems fair to credit you by replying. Thanks for doing most of the work :)

To be fair, we do know one thing about Season 3 of Daredevil: Matt Murdoch is definitely not Daredevil.

Not nearly enough blue, so I fixed it.

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

Could the Raptors flip him?