smarties are still pretty good imo.

marathon watching might have a better ring to it. hey, i finished this marathon give me a medal!

10lbs of bees in a 5lb bag!

the only available public restroom i saw when in paris was this giant pod that was basically a toilet for one. i would’ve used it but it wasn’t even functioning and it seemed to be the only one in the area. i gave in and paid the 1 or 2 euro to a restaurant and proceeded to destroy their toilet. i had a bad stomach…

balding elastigirl with blue hair cannot be unseen.

and there you have it folks--surgical summer is over.

my wife bought 2. it’s going to be a family lego build with our kids.

as much as i’d enjoy seeing some UFC fighter demolish this turd in the cage, i can predict what the aftermath would be because society is fucking stupid.

the entire sequence leading up to, and the delivery of the “you are mine” line was so good.

were they wearing corpse paint? 

i really wanted to love this movie, and i think the front half was great. but i fell asleep toward the end. maybe i was just tired, i’ll have to watch it again. my initial feeling was it had great moments, but unable to keep them going for the duration of the entire movie. 

last week espn devoted an entire day to espn: the ocho, where espn2 aired some not-so-standard fare sports (to name a few i watched; darts, sumo wrestling, dodgeball, juggling dodgeball, light saber fighting).

i always enjoy any of the danzig headlines that start with “MOTHER.”

i know it doesn’t work the same. that’s why i asked!

i’ve never seen this before but it’s great! laugh the hardest at meryl shooting at the prison door only for it to open and the guard doing a pee-pee dance.

i’d like to know what phone plan he’s on. or if he has multiple phone plans.

first it’s more ticks and now black widows. can’t they just fight each other to the death and let us humans live in peace?

a good candidate for saga’s lying cat as well.

we had a local pizza establishment where i grew up in CT that cut their pies like that.

is taboo having a 2nd season on FX?