10lbs of bees in a 5lb bag!

balding elastigirl with blue hair cannot be unseen.

and there you have it folks--surgical summer is over.

as much as i’d enjoy seeing some UFC fighter demolish this turd in the cage, i can predict what the aftermath would be because society is fucking stupid.

the entire sequence leading up to, and the delivery of the “you are mine” line was so good.

were they wearing corpse paint? 

last week espn devoted an entire day to espn: the ocho, where espn2 aired some not-so-standard fare sports (to name a few i watched; darts, sumo wrestling, dodgeball, juggling dodgeball, light saber fighting).

i always enjoy any of the danzig headlines that start with “MOTHER.”

i know it doesn’t work the same. that’s why i asked!

i’ve never seen this before but it’s great! laugh the hardest at meryl shooting at the prison door only for it to open and the guard doing a pee-pee dance.

i’d like to know what phone plan he’s on. or if he has multiple phone plans.

a good candidate for saga’s lying cat as well.

we had a local pizza establishment where i grew up in CT that cut their pies like that.

is taboo having a 2nd season on FX?

blue album. pinkerton. songs from the blackhole (combpiled by the internet). everything else isn’t worth your time.

this will be a good fight. i really hope diaz comes in the form he did for that michael johnson fight. he was so on point in that one.

you know, i did wish conan had been able to keep that spot but honestly he probably wouldn’t be able to do half the stuff that he gets to do now on TBS. he’s an example of a host actually embracing and understanding how to reach out to a younger audience without completely disregarding his original fanbase. NBC…

i never thought he had the sharpness or the chops to hang with any of the other late night hosts, and it felt like he didn’t deserve that desk. the comedy just isn’t very organic and, as others have mentioned, everything feels forced.

the live action beauty and the beast would fit quite well in the DC comics movie universe.

if i wanted to watch a show about old, rich white people problems, i could get the same thing on CSPAN.