fieri is like the juggalo of tv cooking celebs.

sir, i’d kindly ask you think of the children before saying hello again.

i think if you’ve followed UFC, you’re well aware that belts, interim belts and rankings basically hold no value whatsoever. that whole organization has no structure or methodology as to how exactly they determine titles/ranks so its just a clusterfuck of random fights. and because of that, you have guys unwilling to…

with all the 80s nostalgia happening, i feel like this could be picked up. or at least turned into a tv series on amazon. lead’s name is daved bauchery, but he insists you call him D for short.

i should fire up this game. i bought it when it came out, noodled around for a few hours and then stopped only because it wasn’t going any where interesting unless i put in a ton of hours.

all the knobs suddenly wearing thrasher shirts will realize what sub-culture it came from.

growing up yan can cook was on pbs, and i thought it was the funniest thing when he started chucking food into the audience. maybe it was an entire crispy pan fried noodle like a frisbee? i can’t remember.

not shown: the accompanying laxative or suppository needed to encourage your next bowel movement.

it’s the summer of smooth criminal! a-hee-hee!

my kids love this show and frankly so do i. it’s probably the one DC movie i’m looking forward to (although the trailers for aquaman and shazaam looked promising).

Timothy 

could explain his never-ending disdain for ariel helwani.

he could could possibly be a candidate for one of those guys in the title hunt that dropped out of the chase given he got with rhonda. but his chin is also made of glass so there’s that too.

debilitating queef

i mean, if you can rent out the louvre what’s a bunch of steps in philly?

it’s amazing that they have the ps4 controller in both blue and red and they didn’t think to mash them together so the top casing is red and the bottom is blue.

goddamn this is a good one too.

so good. thank you for adding the blue. the original is cool, but the lack of blue is such a huge oversight.

i believe that’s what game developers call a “patch.”

i hope this becomes a mini-series on AMC. from the creators that brought you the hatfields & mccoys comes the schnatters & sanders.