The christlike pose Stanley strikes after self-immolating adds mythic power to the mass murder; I’m sure that image will flash before many a sailor’s eyes before the end.

+1 for stylin’ and profilin’

you can throw off their algorithms by watching more rom-coms. then we can have 50 series about that instead.

just going to leave this here (hint—1994 mellencamp cover by avail!).

completely forgot about this band. they were fun.

it’s because hawkeye will pick up the infinity gauntlet and then single-highhandedly reboot the MCU at the end of infinity war. and while he’s doing that, he’ll also give himself a cool superpower and take credit for creating the internet, during the reboot.

so in NYC they’ve been trying this compost experiment and provided brown bins for everyone to throw scraps away. my father-in-law tried it and stopped because the bin would fill up but only be picked up 1x/week like the rest of the trash. given the hotter temps in the summer and how that can all turn ripe really fast,…

i don’t understand how you can not be engaged. you’re in the fucking post-season.

i was a junior in HS when this came out and probably at that point in my life, i thought it was the best movie that resonated with my teenage angst. i probably played that cure song from the soundtrack a million times, but the comment about it being sort of half baked and slapped together is true (i revisited it…

you should kick this over to the jalopnik guys. they always seem to be able to solve car-related theft/hit&run crimes rather quickly.

how much of this might be attributable to him not having the ball and getting into a rhythm within the game? i haven’t watched a ton of OKC games this season.

what i recall, and honestly i think it was just good guys vs. bad guys-

when i watch this all i can think about is that seinfeld episode where elaine eats peterman’s antique cake. this guy should’ve given an update on his bowel movement following eating the canned meat.

i just wrote about that nightmare on elm street scene in a comment here! as a kid watching it scared the bejeezus out of my friend and i.

i wasn’t the greatest horror movie fan growing up. i slept over a friends house once and nightmare on elm street was on. the minute bodies flew up and blood gushed out my friend and i screamed and ran out of his living room (btw this was the 80's, and not like last week). but i will say over time i have grown to enjoy…

i know he’s looks older and doesn’t share the resemblance, but chris pratt would’ve made a sweet solo.

i am 40 as well but i feel like sitting isn’t that viable of an option especially with the venues being general admission unless you happen to go super early (uncool) and get those balcony seats or find some corner that isn’t covered in beer and trash at the moment.

i don’t watch this show, but i just want to say that “ghosts of baggage past” made me laugh.

gives “blow in the cartridge” a new meaning, no?

that beat for barbie tingz is pretty good. but everything else was kind of underwhelming. can’t help but think she just rushed these out to steal some of cardi b’s thunder.