“I always destroy my old cell phones.”

I haven’t seen a dump this unending since I made the mistake of eating lettuce in Mexico.

What about if you come out of the bathroom during a party and realized you forgot to put your shirt back on? Awkward...

I thought the sheriff had to slam on the brakes when they got to the county line.

“Bazda wahota, shag. Dobiellia Nok.”

The leap may not be as huge, but you have to be a very angry person to say 2nd year games and 6/7th year games will be identical...can't thing of one single console where this is true

No Great Saiyaman?

Goddammit. This one got me.

Tom Hanks wasn’t in “Mrs. Doubtfire.”

Before folks start screaming at Microsoft, NDA’s are serious business and should always be read before agreeing to them. That said, folks are crazy if they think only Microsoft has this power, Sony more then likely has this too.

Ehh, no sympathy from me here, those dudes were asking for it when they started leaking stuff.

If you can watch this without laughing once. I’ll punch you in the taint.

I do my level best to download directly from the programmer where possible and avoid this, but sometimes, they just link back to SourceForge.

It really is a pathetic state of affairs.

Paying out of the nose???? My hardware cost maybe a few percent more than ‘equivalent’ but not really equivalent products, and on top of I got a crazy high quality display for almost free! And guess what? It’s still working PERFECTLY now, it’s completely up to date, after 4 years and only a fried graphics card…

Comp Sci guy here! Even if you do love Ubuntu, it’s much easier to have a partition on a mac than on a PC. I have OS X, Windows 7, and Ubuntu partitions on my Pro. Use OS X 98% of the time, but the others are there if I need the compatibility. More flexible too because I couldn’t even have OS X on a non-Apple machine,…

In my experience, and the frankly astounding customer satisfaction numbers seem to say exactly that.

How is this not proof? Or does it have to be like Chapelle’s R Kelly proof video of his grandma saying “That’s my Robert. Always peeing on people”

You’re not a Pats fan but you just posted quote “I’ve laughed all the way through it with a championship to enjoy”. Ok

I’m not mad at Boston fans for being in denial, I get it. But don’t expect everyone else to take part in your delusion.

Then it sounds like you're not part of the intended audience for this article. Some people have never traveled alone and are looking for advice on how to get started.