Everything Apple iOS 18 Will Do, Android Already Does... while simultaneously letting all its apps steal your banking info. 

And Android fanbois will never, ever stop telling you.

Agreed. I never trust those early, overly gushing reviews. I found it interesting that some of the reviewers got a chance to watch 4 episodes. One of those 4-episode reviews I saw on another site was more even-toned in their review, saying that it was slow to start and hoped it would get better.

I want this to be good, I really do. But these advance reviews are notoriously unreliable, and these are even more useless than normal because it’s only 2 episodes out of 8.

He cited his own Tweet.

Germain, you are the ultimate corporate stooge for nerd related media. Congratulations.

Then you should really learn how to work out properly.

Getting jacked arms is easier than getting jacked abs and pecs.

This really has the vibes of a sheltered 12 year old who just learned about the word ‘fuck’ and thinks it’s cool funny to keep saying it over and over again.

This, actually, makes it worse.  This is so verbose, it is essentially verbal diarrhea.

I guess this goes with the general mandate of increasing guides. 50 guides a week is rough. My sympathies. https://aftermath.site/kotaku-eic-resigns-over-new-editorial-edict

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Was this the last thing you had to do before taking a long weekend? Wait, did AI write this?

Dear Consumer Tech Lead Editor Jorge Jimenez,

Can I use an airtag to track the AI that appears to have written this article?

Come on. The paragraph under the second picture just ends midsentence.

Headline: Interesting Uses for AirTag

What are the interesting uses?  All i read was in her purse and in her car.  Is that it? 

GPS technology is not used in AirTags, or any similar Bluetooth trackers.

Next you’re going to tell us Bluetooth isn’t a dental condition