My breath is as dry as a dead dingo's donger.

And yet, Chess has separate gender leagues.

it's been called that before. Mostly by me but that hardly matters.

The Reaper of Souls expansions, the Death Maiden is one of the new larger minion-spawning enemies.

So many feels

Better than the duckface...

Hmm... Yup. I'd still hit it.

EA going under would do nothing but hurt the industry. Say what you want about them, they at least make games. Look at the major publishers, who releases the most titles each year and the most varied ones?

Actually it was I, Dio, who rigged the steam summer sales!!

Personally, I find it a little odd that the internet blew up about the violence inflicted on scantily clad women in the Hitman Absolution trailer but sees no issues with even greater violence inflicted on scantily clad women in Mortal Kombat. I mean, what happened to #rapeculture?

Shut up and take my money!

Sex and Gender are the same thing, Tumblrpal.

Can we stop calling the current generation of consoles "next gen"?

I think indies are giving the entire industry a much needed boost. But it's securing the exclusivity that makes or breaks a deal.

It's funny that a little studio like this would be providing the game that makes me consider a PS4....

Family Guy is not funny. Stop.

I bet you're one of those people that thinks chess shouldn't be a sport too. Only real man-card wielding Tim-the-Tool-Man-Taylors can do true sports amiright?

Dude those bottles are a bitch.

You're judging an entire genre based on the actions of one dude mis-opening a bottle of booze. Aren't you smart enough to see the problem with that? Do I need to even start explaining the myriad ways that can cast literally anything in a bad light?