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Wait, people actually care that Blizzard CG isn't what the games look like? What? Why?

I don't think anyone expects the game to look and play like the cinematic. I've never heard of anyone bitching about how Blizzard's cinematics doesn't represent the game. Quite the opposite actually. Whenever Blizzard is nearing a launch of a game, they usually release the opening cinematic much to the delight of

We've seen brick headsmashing before. (Don't get me wrong, it's always impressive. Simply not new.) But I've never seen someone get propelled off another person to dragon kick a board being held by the guy on top of a human pyramid before. You realize how high up she is? Girl is like 6 feet off the ground and lands

Pushmo, I choose you!

But this is a real issue

Except the series has starred a Middle Eastern man, an Italian man, a black woman, and a Native American. Sounds pretty diverse.

Oh spare us. Get off the white knight express. Not having a female playable character in an Assassin's Creed game is a NON ISSUE, end of story.

Bu this is a real issue. Representation is a issue that is faced by everyone that isn't a straight white man.

What's with all the Social Justice Warriors picking fights with Ubisoft? This is like the absolute LAST game developer that the SJW/feminist crowd should ever be nitpicking and looking for something to bitch about. There are plenty of real issues concerning women found elsewhere.

6th thing

They had me at "CHUKKA CHUKKA CHUKKA".

But - like I said - his sister isn't his possession; she's her own person with a right to date whomever she wants. And honestly? If she is interested in you back and there is relationship potential there, then everyone will need to put on their big-kid pants and deal with it.

I wouldn't call it a "threat", it's another option. That's what the PC is all about. Options.

"I'm glad they're trying those girls as adults".

Are you genuinely fucking stupid?

10/10 would play

Crack theory: All of the Mario games have been slowly building up to a single, overarching plot-line in which Luigi is the antagonist. Angry and hurt about being overshadowed by his brother for decades, Luigi will soon attempt to overthrow the Mushroom Kingdom himself and enact new laws in which no one is allowed to